poopflow:

sassyest:

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

CHRIST

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE PLANET

superblys:

zabvza:

gameandwatch:

fucking watch this

how real is this

this was my tag and i got 21 messages telling me to watch it - you need to watch this

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

armmin:

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

???? there isn’t any more of an  explanation for this in the book he’s literally wasting money buying cigarettes for his dumb ass metaphor that’s the only reason

niggress:

A gem from Khloe Kardashian.

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

who lives in a pineapple under the sea

tbmblr:

spange

me: babe we gonna smash tonight
babe: wait i'm not ready for this
me: *hands babe GameCube controller* 1v1, No Items, Final Destination
dirtybreakingbadconfessions:

"I want Hank to BONER."

dirtybreakingbadconfessions:

"I want Hank to BONER."